I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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