Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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