Your tits are I can't wait for
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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