Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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