no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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