so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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