why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Still dying that you shit outside
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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