cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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