That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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