i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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