Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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