let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
