Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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