You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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