I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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