Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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