were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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