How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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