I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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