Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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