I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Two words: nipple clamps
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