Dual....:-)
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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