What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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