do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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