When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
