We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Green mimosas i think yes
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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