Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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