NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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