? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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