Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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