Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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