Just cropdusted the office
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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