If that was your dad, he is hot
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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