Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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