Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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