is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
