I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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