I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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