I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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