we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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