Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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