What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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