'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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