i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
one might say we're banned from that church
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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