So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
