I could have mohawked her pubes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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