How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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