Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
