I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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