How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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