yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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