So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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